Her and her boyfriend made spaghetti or something the night before and got stuff all over the stove top. So the next day, she liked deep cleaned the whole kitchen. I went into the kitchen to get food and she was like “um can you clean up after yourself ‘cause this stuff gets really stuck to the stove and it’s hard to clean off. oh and jim (boyfriend/our actual roommate) was mad because you guys left dishes in the sink last night”. 

THE ONE TIME WE DIDN’T DO DISHES BECAUSE WE GOT HOME LATE FROM WORK. GOD FORBID THERE IS A COUPLE DISHES IN THE SINK. even though they leave dishes in there ALL THE TIME